campus queen lunchbox

every girl wants to be the campus queen!

inflatable titanic

includes inflatable iceberg!

 

collection of clown figurines

mwooohahahahaha!

 

coast guard figurine

the coast guard is so badass

bolt action rifle, for kids

look dad, i’m Lee Harvey Oswald!

jackson pollock jigsaw puzzle

great gift for someone with a lengthy prison term!

blaster auto-fire module

hey, that’s cheating!

wooden car

somebody failed shop class

nurse and doctor paper dolls

let’s play doctor

“well, hello Dick.”             “oh, Jane, huh huh, fancy meeting you here.”

“uhh, yeah, about last night, umm, I don’t think we should, uhhh…”